Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Words of Praise: Chuck Norris Facts

Words of Praise: Chuck Norris Facts

ChristianPFC is a big fan of Chuck Norris Facts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts:
Chuck Norris 'facts' are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

(A scientist will immediately notice that these two are the same fact in different words.)

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake.
After three days of pain and agony,
the rattle snake died.

When it rains, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. 
The water gets Chuck Norris.

There was a joke which I cannot find on the find on the internet, here from memory:

Boy and girl meet. They are going to have sex. 
Girl "What do you call the child?" 
Boy "I will tell you later." 
After sex, girl asks again "What do you call the child?" 
Boy holds up condom with knot "Chuck Norris, if he gets out of here!".

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4 comments:

  1. Christian, you do know this man hates gays, wants us out of the scouts, says Hillary's foreign policy as Secretary of State was to belittle other countries rules on gays as part of the gay agenda, and is against gay marriage. Finally he says the gay agenda is what is destroying America. Even when clocked in sarcasm, I find nothing funny about this man

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  2. actually I know quite a few gays who are against gay marriage so may be Chuck is one in the closet ?

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  3. I didn't know he is gay. Reading on wikipedia, I disagree with his political views. Nonetheless, Chuck Norris facts are hilarious. I watched at least one movie where he starred, long ago, and found it entertaining.

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  4. Chuck Norris jokes are in the same league as Yo mumma jokes.
    P.s. they are jokes not facts

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