Blog about sightseeing, public transport and gay life in Thailand. Not politically correct. May contain explicit description of homosexual activities and strong language as a stylistic means. If that offends you, you can go here: http://www.imbecile.me/
Wednesday, 18 May 2016
Gay activities Mar 2016
Gay activities Mar 2016
Details about dating Thai
boys, Fake Next Gen.
On my previous trips to Sakon
Nakon I met a boy Jo who lives in Song Dao (disctrict of Sakon Nakon, half way
between Sakon Nakon and Udon Thani). There is enough to see in Song Dao to
justify one day and one night stay, and he agreed to drive me around on his
I don’t know if Jo is gay,
but we exchanged phone numbers and he called me several times asking when I
will come again and wants to meet me.
Call Jo two days ago:
everything fine. Call Jo the one day
ago: everything fine. Overnight train to Udon Thani, then bus to Sakon Nakon
and get off the bus in Sawang Daen Din (from there another 20 km to Song Dao,
no public transport) and call Jo: he is in Bueng Gan (200 km away) now!
Another example of
unreliability and total lack of planning of these Thai boys I meet. The phone
call was so quick and the bus stopped so long that I can get onto the same bus
and continue my trip to Sakon Nakon. Call my friend in Sakon Nakon that I will
be a day early: no problem. Usually I can buffer my Thai friends’
unreliability, this is one of the rare cases where I have to relay it to
On way back from Mekhong via
Ubon Ratchathani to Srisaket (friend with car), I get out in Ubon at Relaxing
Sauna, enter 21:03, leave about 22. I don’t have a hotel yet, but will make
something up later (right place and time for sauna, and not much luggage). Estimated
20 customers, everything in the sauna as I remember from last visit, but now
dogs and cats gone.
Spot one nice body and he
shows interest, so I don’t even have time for a full tour of the sauna. We chat
and decide better to find a hotel. Tong has his own car and drives me around
looking for hotel and stays over night. While he is my type, sex with him is not so much
Top Suk62 comes to my room,
500 for sex and 100 for haircut.
Top Suk62 comes to my room, no
sex, 1000 for sick mother.
In the afternoon, make an
appointment with Yoi for 8 pm in park, no show. (He has no phone, I will learn
next time we meet.)
Finally get the mocy driver Doy
I have been preying on for almost two years (!) to my room. Walk past his
station (everyone there knows what I want already), chat with him and his
friends. First 60 Baht for driving (would be 40 by taxi, but I can get my arm
around his abdomen after initial resistance) and get him into my room (after
negotiation and multiple confirmation of wanking for 500). I take all my
clothes off, he refuses to undress even after I ask him multiple times.
Just zipper open, underwear
pulled down and cock out, which is not at all my style. He then makes me suck
him and comes quickly. At least I can confirm what I could only guess before:
great body, warm and dry skin, nice cock medium size and hairless balls.
I wank myself, he reluctantly
lets me put my hand under his shirt, but keeps talking about his older brother
who is Muay Thai fighter and will come soon to pick him up or whatever. And he
has to go back quickly. Under these circumstances, there is no way I can enjoy
a wank, didn’t even get hard. Give him the 500 and he is out 5 minutes after
entering my room (that’s an hourly wage of 6000 Baht!), the shortest short time
I ever had.
Technically a total waste of
time and money, but now he knows there is nothing to fear*, and next time I can
tell what exactly I have in mind and get him to agree. (Pants off, then
underwear play and then my hands all over his body, ending in mutual wanking.)
*I didn’t get this at first,
but several boys were interested, but afraid! I couldn’t find out of what, most
probably that I wouldn’t pay them, showing 500 Baht note to confirm I have the
money probably did the trick.
I will have to train him quickly
or abort. He might be one of those who are not born to be a prostitute. You can
find them even in bars; last year I had one from screwboys who is gorgeous, but
a dead fish in bed. I can’t work with that.
Others are too mercenary. I
had one who kept asking for more money throughout the encounter. I can’t work
with that either.
I message Pong on Line 21:34,
immediate answer and he happens to be in Silom (lives in Minburi) and is free, arrives
21:54, and out with 800 Baht 22:33. That’s another record, fastest arrival and
out just 59 minutes after initial contact. Today in nice black Calvin Klein
trunks (usually hideous boxers), but has stomach problems so I can’t fuck him. (I
once had a boy in Pattaya, it took him one hour to come to my room, and then I
found out he lives across the street!)
Parallel to this, 21:39 Yoi
replies on facebook messenger and wants to come to my room. Five minutes too
late! I tell him I’m busy, meet next occasion.
And yet another one!
Re-established communication with the boy Boss/Tang who works in Tesco Lotus
Rama 4 and whom I went to see there after work on 11.11.2015. My messages on
Line and hornet were unread, I even went to his workplace once but he was not
in. Suddenly he is back on hornet and has a new Line. From expressing desire to
meet me at my place 22:28 it takes until 00:21 for him to arrive.
Then to my room, some general
chat. Light smell of cigarette. He works every day and earns 320 Baht. He takes
a shower, asks me for boxers and plays on my computer for a while. Then joins
me in bed and is already hard before we even start. That is a turn-on, even I
get hard just hours after having had sex with Pong. Boss/Tang sucks me, then
grabs a condom from the bag of condoms and lube I have on my desk and fucks me.
(I might put that elsewhere, everyone who comes to my room and is a bit
observant can see it and draw conclusions.)
Afterwards a lot of talking
(he in Thai, I’m tired and reply only if absolutely necessary). Some sob
stories: he lost his phone (that was the reason for the long break), mocy
stolen (?), lives with three friends in On Nut (bus to work in Rama 4 every
day) and wants me to pay rent for a room near his workplace (?).
I give him 200 Baht for taxi
(trip should cost about 80), he asks for 100 more which I give him. And that’s
not all: he doesn’t want to go home in his work clothes, so I give him a
T-shirt (choose wisely, I will probably not get it back). At least I can
recover my boxers (otherwise he would have taken them as well). Upon leaving,
he spots my collection of various cookies on the table and asks if he can have
one, but he didn’t mean one cookie, an entire bag!
Message or call some more, finally
get Boss Vipa16 to come to my room for 700 Baht.
Want to meet Yoi again for
500 Baht and walk past the spot where he usually is in the evening, but not
there today. He has no phone, and writing in facebook only possible when he is
in internet cafe. Continue to Screwboys, details were posted separately.
Travel to Koh Si Chang to
meet an old friend who lives there.
Friend shows me porn on his
phone and gets hard, asks me to take some dick pics (but no face) with my phone.
Then shows me pics of a boy who is bi and likes him and has a big cock. I
wouldn’t reject the idea of a threesome next time.
Sunday 20.03.2016 to Tuesday
Pattaya trip in separate
report published already.
Tuesday 22.03.2016 Bangkok
Top Suk62 calls and wants to
meet, invite him to my room. Has a new job, 7 am to 7 pm, no day off, 12 kTHB
per month. But still no phone, he puts his SIM into a friend’s phone to call
me. This might be just a trick, but I won’t buy him a phone. I’m not horny, so leave
it at some small talk and hugging and give him 500 Baht. Appointment for
tomorrow after work.
Meet a Farang friend for
dinner, he tells about his porn searches on the internet and wants to show me
what’s available. We are the only customers in the restaurant and I’m too lazy
to type, so we use voice search and speak “interracial gay emo creampie” into
my phone in increasing volume, until voice search finally recognizes correctly.
Call Top Suk62 around 19:40,
no signal (because his SIM is not in a phone?).
Seed 23:44-01:03. Between 5
and 10 customers throughout. Participate in group activities in dark room, then
exchange Line with a cute boy Xor from Nonthaburi.
(Update: My “Hello” was
read, but that was the last acknowledgement. Several further messages days or
weeks apart not read. But occasionally changes profile picture. What is going
on here? Same situation with another boy.)
Farose 2 01:24-03:04. 160 Baht
entry, 7 cats at feeding time, less than 50 customers, 4 nice bodies. Meet a
Chinese who is not my type, but interesting conversation, exchange Line.
Get Yoi in my room 22:25-58
via facebook messanger, Yoi has no mobile phone and uses internet café.
Actually appointment was 21:30, but I was just back and showering, and he saw
the light, but went back to internet café, and around 22 I thought he cannot be
that much late and messaged him again.
Sunday 27.03.2016 R3 sauna 19:47-21:10.Entry 160 Baht. Towel about 32 cm short side and ratio 1:6*;
like a normal towel cut in half (hence towel “soso” in my sauna overview. About
50 customers throughout, no other Farang.
*How do I know that exact? An
A4 paper is 210mm x 297 mm, and the short side of the towel was about 2 cm
longer than an A4 paper. And by folding several times, I found the long side to
be 6 times longer than the short side.
Top calls just when I am
thinking of him! Stays 23:00-58, 500 Baht.
Top Suk62 calls and wants to
meet. He doesn’t say he misses me, he says he ran out of money. At least I now
know he thinks of me when he has no money. I’m not free before Friday, try
again on Friday.
A Farang friend F in Sathorn
takes every dick up his arse as long as it’s attached to a living male. I call
a Thai acquaintance Jame who might be interested in earning 500 Baht for
fucking F. Jame comes and brings a friend and we chat on the parking lot of
Malaysia hotel. My plan is to lure the boys into F’s room; once beer is open
and everyone is sitting and I get naked we will be able to make something up.
But the boys are suspicious, so I tell the truth: 500 Baht for fucking F. After
inquiring further details, they are not interested and we say goodbye.
In the evening, visit an old
acquaintance at his workplace in Silom Soi 4. Pointless as there is nothing we
can do apart from “Hello” and I don’t like Soi 4. But at least show my
commitment after 3 months of chat without meeting.
Fake Next Gen 00:07-03:10. Get
stamp on wrist. Singha 330 ml 150 Baht. Estimated 500 customers, all tables
full, but still can walk around easily. Spotted 3 Farang during my stay. Spot 2
boys I know from bars (Tana, Ley). When I enter, life music too loud and not my
style. Band leaves 00:47, music gets better. 00:55 Happy Birthday for some
customers. 01:06 coyote boys in golden costumes appear, up to 12 on main stage,
total about 20. Coyote boys leave 01:32, customers dance on stage. There was a
note “no photography, video, mobile phone” during show. Water pressure in
toilet is low, when you wash your hands it’s just a trickle.
There are some cute boys
(maybe 5 out of 500), and some show interest when I walk past. Spot one
marriage material soon after arriving, in the course of my stay find his table,
sidle up and wait for a moment to approach him: not interested.
Leave 02:45 and wait outside
in case closing is 3 am, but at 03:10 still going. Outside, I noticed once
again how much foul language these gay Thai boys use. It’s a turn-off for me.
Taxi home, pass App Arena
Ratchada Soi 4: no taxis and no people outside, that confirms what a friend
told me: App Arena is closed! Hollywood disco is gone, too, and there is a vast
empty space, probably for some new construction?
In the course of March, I had
a promising start with various boys on gayromeo or hornet, then to Line, poor
communication, then total breakdown.
6 gogo bars: Screwboys, Eros,
Toy Boys, Kawaii Boys, Vassa, Power Boys.
5 no show: Jo, Yoi, Top Suk62,
Faker on gayromeo Pattaya, Top Suk62.
4 Sauna: Relaxing, (Vietnam not included),
Seed, Farose 2, R3.
1 massage with sex: Royal
1 online: JJ on hornet in Pattaya.
1 disco: Fake Next Gen.
2 free sex: Tong from
Relaxing, Xor in Seed.
1 unclear: Tang/Boss 300 +
9 paid sex: Top Suk62 600, Doy
500, Pong 800, Boss Vipa16 700, Kiw Screwboys 1700, Royal House Pattaya Kit
1000, JJ Pattaya 1000, Yoi 500, Top Suk62 500 => 7300 (More than average,
but it includes a trip to Pattaya. The numbers are only direct payments to boys
for sex, if you include travel costs, drinks, off fees or massage fees, and
support for boys even if I don’t have sex with them, number would be