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Details about Safe House (Sukhumvit Soi 78), Silom/Surawong
update, seducing straight boys.
Sun 25jun2017 (better fits here than in June)
Safe House (sauna in Sukhumvit Soi 78) not open
yet. The label says opens 7 pm, but the owner (who lives in the building?) says
they changed it to 6 pm. State cinema reported in June. On hornet, chat with a
cute boy Lek, move chat to Line.
After several chats over the week, time to go to
see Lek in Samut Prakarn.
The usual problem: boy does not know the way to my
place, and has no money for taxi anyway, so I have to go to pick him up near
his place, in this case at Paolo Memorial Hospital Samut Prakarn, about 2 hours
trip with traffic jam by bus for me.
I do such trips only after efficient
communication, and better even a video chat, on Line. If a boy is slow in
replying, or does not answer call, I rather find someone else who does.
Meet there and yes, I want to get my hands into his
pants. I invite him to Imperial Samrong for dinner (taxi 73 Baht, foodcourt for
two 150 Baht). Then he asks me “What else do you want to do?” A straight
question deserves a straight answer “I want to have sex with you”. He agrees.
But taking him to my place would take too long, and then I would have to give
him money for taxi to return. But I did choose Imperial Samrong wisely because
Safe House sauna is nearby, and I will take him there!
Shower separately and then up to the rooms. Lek is
slim and brown and warm and dry skin, all perfect. But the walls of the room do
not reach the ceiling, and from being afraid someone looks over the wall, he
loses his erection, so I have to hurry to cum before he loses interest.
He recommends going to a short time hotel, which
rents over night as well, near his place next time. Perfect, so I will stay
there over night and can cross off Samut Prakarn off my list of provinces where
I stayed over night (being so close to Bangkok, there is no other reason to
stay there), and combine with sightseeing in Samut Prakarn the following day.
Give him 100 for taxi (the fare for coming here
was 73), he asks for 100 more, we are already going down this slippery road!
But altogether, a good start for the month. (Didn’t have time to go to see
him again, however in subsequent chat he asked me to send 200 online, which I
declined, but offered 200 cash next time we meet.)
Rit the Muslim, this time I forbid him to take
pictures or video. 1000 well deserved.
In the afternoon go to meet a boy Dream in Central
World, a “maybe”, but neither of us has texted the other afterwards.
I have business in Silom, time for a stroll and
some updates (mixed from several days in July).
Thai Best Massage in Silom Soi 8 is gone
Health Massage (?) in Silom 64 building is gone,
no more boys and not even a sign left.
Fresh boys and X-Size boys in white briefs. Lee the analphabet outside X-Size fully dressed
at bar 22:08, next time ask if he does massage, then I will go for him! (Arranging a meeting when I first met him last year failed because he cannot read and write English and Thai).
Jupiter 2018 (Jupiter 2002 moved from Surawong to
Silom Soi 4), from street spot boys in trousers 21:58. Ask staff: for show
22:15 there will be boys in underwear. But I don’t want to wait, and boys in
trousers is not worth supporting even at just (relative to Soi Twilight) 250
The building behind Classic Boys and the beer bar
is being demolished.
Next to Classic Boys, used to be an apple store
(?) has been a hostel for many months already:
Go to Pinklao to meet a boy Chin from hornet. He
asked me to invite him to cinema, and wants to watch Spiderman Homecoming. Not
my first choice, but I agree.
No sign of the boy fishing for an invitation to my
room, anyway no sex after midnight, say goodbye but I surely want to get my
hands into his pants another day.
Fri to Mon 7-10jul2017 long weekend in Chaiyaphum.
A friend from Myanmar joins all the trip and we share a hotel room, but we do
not go beyond a few hugs and gropes.
Chat with Chin Pinklao from 18:20-19:16, I try to
get him to take bus (he doesn’t like bus) or taxi (I offer return fare) to come
to my room, at the end he asks for unspecified amount of money, I tell him the taxi will cost about 100 each way and I will pay for it, then he tells me he is too
tired for traveling (he might have been fishing for 1000 for short time).
Wasted one hour (doing other things in parallel,
but couldn’t chat with other boys), however I suspected early on this will
Resume contact with a straight boy GPlok whom I
have known for almost two years (in between he was without phone, months
without messages). He is free to meet and would like to bring his younger
brother as well. Younger brother sounds great! (In Thai, น้องน nóng can
refer to any younger sibling, and only on the way in taxi to pick him up I
realized that it could a well be a younger sister!). On time, taxi back to my
Let them play on my computer in my room for about
2 hours, but then I realize I have to tell them what I’m looking for, something
I’m not good at. So I start asking if they know Saranrom, then tell him I used
to go there looking for boys, and used to pay 500 for wanking, but now there is
nobody left. GPlok tells me he once went with a Thai there, and from we quickly
get to business.
I was wondering what to do with his younger
brother (too fat for my taste), let him wait outside my room or in my toilet,
but GPlok asks if I want both of them, an offer I cannot reject. All of us cum,
and GPlok is shapely and has a big dick (I measured 15 cm semi-erect
afterwards), but involving his brother was a waste of money. Next time only
Not even out of the door, GPlok asks when we can
meet again. I don’t know, and first I have to wean him off me coming to pick
him up by taxi. Should have told him to pay attention to the way when we took
taxi to my room, so he can do alone next time.
A Farang friend is in Sake and invites me, and I
can bring a boy. Message Chin Pinklao, and he is very interested and is there
on the main road even before I arrive. However he is 19 years old and minimum
age is 20, so they won’t let him in. We chat on main road, he is reluctant to
come to my room because he has to work at 10 am tomorrow (but he can go to
disco!), but finally agrees to go with me.
Back in my room, after prying him loose from his
mobile phone (weak hints do not work, strong hints do not work, just grab that
damn phone, throw it on the floor and step on it), everything fine in bed,
worth a repeat.
He wears cosmetic contact lenses (I didn’t notice)
and tells me his eyes hurt from the contact lenses. Stores them in tap water in
my bathroom while we have sex.
Dress and go down to main road with him to hail a
taxi. Give him 100 Baht for taxi, however later I realize that fare to his
place is probably closer to 120. Should have given 200!
Silom Plaza ground level The Best Massage some
boys sitting outside 16:30.
Go to Huay Kwang area to have dinner with a boy Bas
from hornet who will become BFC6in2017, and ex-BFC6in2017, full story soon separately. Spend some
time with him, hence lower other activities rest of the month.
Nake and Farose II saunas.
Rit the Muslim, 1000 Bath, no pics and video, all fine but is getting boring.
Macho Sauna show, fatty and Golf (41 years old and still cute face and shapely body), warm upper back
but cold butt cheeks, gets heavily involved with one customer, my style, and I get first row access to grope him and get a full erection. Wanking would be a waste of cum, I should have asked if someone in audience wants to suck me.
Take bus to Victory Monument to meet a boy Game there. He is indifferent to my sightseeing suggestions (a temple and a museum in walking distance, both are on my list anyway), so I suggest we got to my place (by bus and walking; taxi sends a wrong signal). In my room all fine in bed, and if he hadn't too much body hair could be BFC. Doesn’t accept 100 THB
for return, a good start, will meet again some day!
Summary Jul 2017:
A new trend emerges: fewer saunas, instead go to
meet boys near their place. Time and money spent is about the same, but with only
1 out of 5 sauna visits successful (statistic over 200 sauna visits in 3 years, often I don't even take condoms as an act of defeatism),
and 1 out of 2 boy visits successful (i.e. leading directly to sex, the others not my type or I'm not their type or sex on second date*, early estimate), I will explore that road.
*I don't have to have sex on first date, but if we don't have sex on second date, there is something wrong.
Shirtless boys at Tat Tone waterfall (Chaiyaphum province)
And at a local market (only his back, but I love it to watch when boys are out near their rooms in boxer) :
ChristianPFC almost gets hit by a falling squirrel
and a peeing monkey Walking along Sri Bam Pen road, I hear a thud behind me and turn around to find a squirrel lying on the ground:
It must have fallen down from electricity wires and missed me by one meter. It's still alive, and after minutes of with little motion, seems to gain consciousness and a Thai who joined me watching it takes a stick to push it to the side so nobody steps on it. And a day after, I walk in the forest (Wat Khao Yoi in Petchaburi province), I hear liquid dropping down a meter next to me, and look up to see a monkey in the tree:
Apple jam and haircuts in Germany and Thailand At the hairdresser my family frequents in Germany, prices on 17may2016: haircut 11.10 EUR = 433 THB (with washing 14.30 EUR = 558 THB). In Thailand, I pay 60 THB in the slum for haircut AND shave, but average price in an airconditioned saloon seems to be 80 THB for haircut. That means a haircut is 5.4 times more expensive in Germany than in Thailand. Apple jam in Thailand costs 175 THB = 4.49 EUR (710 g, imported from Germany, the same 710 g in Germany cost 0.69 EUR = 27 THB. That means apple jam is 6.5 times more expensive in Thailand than in Germany. That means a Thai hairdresser, who wants to eat German apple jam, has to work 35 times as much as a German hairdresser who wants to eat German apple jam.
Cats at Klong Toey market among the merchandise
Sakon Nakon flooding I have been to Sakon Nakon several times, once by plane at the now flooded airport:
Tourism Authority of Thailand (TAT) has offices in 38 provinces
(some offices cover more than one province). I have been to 21 of them, which is not as easy as it seems:
Several offices have moved in recent years, but are still on maps
or traffic signs in the old locations. Old and new locations given where I
know. In addition, some are on wrong location in google maps (corrections submitted).
will visit more and take pictures, finally can call the post: Pictorial
guide to TAT offices in Thailand (there are some abroad as well).
Some are in houses obviously erected for being a TAT office, some in interesting architectural styles, others in nondescript buildings.
Areas of Responsibility: Bangkok, Pathum Thani, Nonthaburi
This is new to me, learnt of it only during preparing this post. Ratchadapisek Soi 20. I can indeed see a TAT
sign on google street view.
But their headquarters is in Phetchaburi road, opposite Soi 43, 600
m west of MRT Phetchaburi. TAT sign on side of building can be seen from far away.
3. TAT Chachoengsao Office
203 Na Mueang Road,
Tambon Na Mueang,
Tel. +66 (0) 3851 4009
Fax. +66 (0) 3851 4008
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Chachoengsao and Samut Prakan
4. TAT Chiang Mai Office
105/1 Chiang Mai-Lamphun Road,
Tambon Wat Ket, Amphoe Mueang,
Chiang Mai 50000
Tel. +66 (0) 5324 8604-5
Fax. +66 (0) 5324 8606-7
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Chiang Mai, Lampang, Lamphun
The office is on the eastern
side of river, near Iron Bridge (Sapan Lek) สะพานเหล็ก (ขัวเหล็ก) (continuation of Loi Kroh road ถนน ลอยเคราะห์), but was closed for renovation around 2015 and
during that time opposite Art in Paradise.
On eastern side of main road hwy 323, 200 m south-east of bus station.
I have been, but can't find the pictures.
9. TAT Khon Kaen Office
277/20-21 Klang Mueang Road,
Khon Kaen 40000
Tel. +66 (0) 4322 7714-5
Fax. +66 (0) 4322 7717; +66 (0) 4322 7719
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Khon Kaen, Roi Et, Kalasin, Maha Sarakham
Was about 2 km north of lake,
now back (?) to to western shore of lake.
10. TAT Ko Samui Tourism Coordination Center
370 Mu 3, Tambon Ang Thong,
Amphoe Ko Samui,
Tel. +66 (0) 7742 0504
Fax. +66 (0) 7742 0721
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Ko Samui
11. TAT Krabi Office
292 Maharat Road,
Tel. +66 (0) 7562 2163; +66 (0) 7561 2811-2
Fax. +66 (0) 7562 2164
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Krabi
12. TAT Loei Office
District Office (Old building) Charoenrat Road,
Tambon Kut Pong,
Tel. +66 (0) 4281 2812; +66 (0) 4281 1405
Fax. +66 (0) 4281 1480
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Loei, Nong Bua Lam Phu
13. TAT Lop Buri Office
District Office (Old building)
Lop Buri 15000
Tel. +66 (0) 3677 0096-7
Fax. +66 (0) 3677 0098
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Lop Buri, Sing Buri, Saraburi
TAT Lopburi used to be at
14°47'58.6"N 100°36'48.4"E = 14.799610, 100.613456 (Soi Wat Phra
That) which is now สำนักศิลปากรที่ 4 ลพบุรี The 4th regional office of fine arts Lopburi, and moved to 14.799985,
100.651173 = 14°47'60.0"N 100°39'04.2"E on the grounds of Lopburi
City Hall ศาลากลางจังหวัดลพบุรี
(NW corner of Narai Traffic circle)
I have seen it driving past on bus.
14. TAT Mae Hong Son Office
4 Ratchathamphithak Road,
Tambon Chong Kham,
Mae Hong Son, 58000
Tel. +66 (0) 5361 2982-3
Fax. +66 (0) 5361 2984
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Mae Hong Son
15. TAT Nakhon Nayok Office
182/88 Mu 1, Suwannason Road,
Tambon Tha Chang,
Nakhon Nayok 26000
Tel. +66 (0) 3731 2282; +66 (0) 3731 2284
Fax. +66 (0) 3731 2286
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Nakhon Nayok, Prachin Buri, Sa Kaeo
16. TAT Nakhon Phanom Office
184/1 Suntornvijit Road,
Tambon Nai Mueang,
Nakhon Phanom 48000
Tel. +66 (0) 4322 7714-5
Fax. +66 (0) 4251 3492
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Nakhon Phanom, Sakon Nakhon, Mukdahan
17. TAT Nakhon Ratchasima Office
2102-2104 Mitraphap Road,
Tambon Nai Mueang,
Nakhon Ratchasima 30000
Tel. +66 (0) 4421 3030; +66 (0) 4421 3666
Fax. 0 4421 3667, 0 4435 1721
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Nakhon Ratchasima,Chaiyaphum
Directly west of hwy 2, north of the bridge over railway line. So
close that it’s still in the area of the ramp, that means on hwy 2 you drive
past, but actually getting there is a detour.
18. TAT Nakhon Si Thammarat Office
Sanamnamueang, Ratchadamnoen Road,
Nakhon Si Thammarat
Tel. +66 (0) 7534 6515-6
Fax. +66 (0) 7534 6517
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Nakhon Si Thammarat
I have been in Aug 2014 but didn't take pictures.
19. TAT Narathiwat Office
102/3 Narathiwat-Takbai Road, Moo 2,
Tel. +66 (0) 7352 2411; +66 (0) 7354 2345
Fax. +66 (0) 7352 2412-3
E-Mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Narathiwat, Pattani, Yala
Hwy 4084, southern side, out of town directly after the bridge.
Misplaced on google maps (correction
submitted), it’s on Visadekul Road ถนน วัเศษกุลbetween
Soi 5 and 7, opposite Wat Khuan Wiset School โรงเรียนมัธยมวัดควนวิเศษ. 7.551704, 99.610149 = 7°33'06.1"N
35. TAT Trat Office
100 Mu 1, Trat-Laem Ngob Road,
Tambon Laem Ngob,
Amphoe Laem Ngob,
Tel. +66 (0) 3959 7259-60
Fax. +66 (0) 3959 7255
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Trat
At Laem Ngop pier (not the pier that leads to Koh Chang) near the
lighthouse 12.170500, 102.393122 =
36. TAT Ubon Ratchathani Office
264/1 Khuenthani Road,
Ubon Ratchathani 34000
Tel. +66 (0) 4524 3770; +66 (0) 4525 0714
Fax. +66 (0) 4524 3771
E-mail Address: email@example.com
Areas of Responsibility: Ubon Ratchathani, Amnat Charoen, Yasothon
Main office closed for renovation (I have been in 2014 but didn't take pictures):
37. TAT Udon Thani Office
16/5 Mukmontri Road,
Udon Thani 41000
Tel. +66 (0) 4232 5406-7
Fax. +66 (0) 4232 5408
E-mail Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Areas of Responsibility: Udon Thani, Nong Khai, Buang Kan
At the south-eastern shore of Nong Prajak Park สวนสาธารณะ หนองประจักษ์. Next to
those giant yellow plastic (?) bird statues floating on the lake (and another entrance other side).