French, my translation: Tan everywhere with GOLDCRACK, the butt cheek separator that allows you to tan your butt crack and keeps your hands free. Available in several colors. Consult your husband/wife before prolonged usage. Does not affect the ozone layer.
Bruno anal bleaching (from the movie Brüno 2009):
update jan2018: Penis bleaching in Thailand
Social media aroused, health authorities disturbed as Thailand pioneers penis whitening laser service
and widely discussed in gay Thailand forums, e.g. here:
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