Opposites: fat and slim rodents

Opposites: fat and slim rodents

"Rodents" to cover, in order of appearance: rat, mouse, shrew.

A friend sent me a link to  
Fat rat stuck in manhole rescued by firefighters in Germany https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/27/fat-rat-stuck-in-manhole-rescued-by-firefighters-in-germany.

source: screenshot from above link

And I thought: I recently saw the opposite:  
How small a hole can a mouse get through? Experiments. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGXYZwZEZa0&t=9s

Shrew squeezes through 16.5 mm hole, epic struggle  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCgW1Q_rto

source: screenshot from above link 

That's how I feel when I go through the bars of the "slim-up room" in 39 underground sauna (a room that only people who manage to squeeze through the metal bars can enter). 

No copyright claimed 2019 ChristianPFC

Gay activities Feb 2019

Gay activities Feb 2019

Fri1feb2019

A friend from Germany is in Bangkok and he likes the show at Classic Boys. Official drink price is 380, but we get in at 300 per person (group of 3). Arrive 22:13, 15 boys and 3 customers. Two customers sitting with two fully dressed boys, one of them very cute, must be the same as my last visit

Tue 30oct2018

#26 from Cambodia (info from staff) sticks out. Cute face, nice body and bulge, but hair on upper legs and above waistline. If I had seen him in briefs (I could see the contours of briefs under trunks) that might have made the difference to off him (or not, if there had been pubic hair poking out on the side of his briefs).

But they leave soon, and for the rest of my stay there would be no clear hit. One gogo boy and one coyote boy wearing sleeveless shirt, a development I don’t like. The coyote do not do more dancing than the gogo. If they weren’t dressed differently, you wouldn’t notice the difference.

Show schedule 22:30, real 22:43 to 23:24. About half is singing/dancing/costumes, half is nudity. During show over 10 customers. Total number of customers during our stay over 20. Makes me wonder how they stay in business, but fortunately that is not my concern, and even more fortunately if they went out of business that would not affect me.

Long gaps between rotation and show and between acts in the show. Customers smoking. Music too loud.

Out of the boys I saw on stage I would take 4 for free. #1 has very nice body and brown skin, face okay, but his underwear is stuffed. #14 is okay. #27 is okay. #35 has nice bulge, and it seems to be all natural.

When we leave 23:37, there are two other customers. It will be a long time until I’m back.

Sat2feb2019

A boy Nat Yasothon who lives nearby and who has been on my watchlist for a while comes to my room. Face very average (that’s why I didn’t pursue him earlier), awesome body judging by pictures on online dating, big cock and can do everything as I soon would find out. We spent and enjoyable 14:15-16:00 in my room, and I was bracing myself for a money request, but there was none when we said goodbye! Worth a repeat.

Farose I Pradipat Soi 19.

A friend told me about show at midnight every Saturday, with many customers, some of them cute. After years of absence (the dirtiest sauna I have ever been to) time for a visit. Entry 160, stay 23:20-00:05. About 20 customers, some of them fully dressed, none of them my type. Performers prepare for show (makeup, costumes) in locker room (one big area reception and lockers), and smoking. Leave before show starts (schedule is midnight) and I have no intention of ever going again.

Farose II Ramkhamhaeng Soi 21.

Entry 170, stay 00:36-02:27. Walking to sauna and on entering, another customer smiles at me and says hello, and then gets his key without paying. I pay with 500 THB and get change for two entries. Tell the cashier that I don’t know the other person. Cashier runs after him in the locker room, and then gives me change for one entry.

In the locker room another approaches me, holds 100+20+20 THB notes in his hand and asks me for 2000 in English. Switch to Thai to find out what this is about, and he asks me for 20. Say sorry and ignore him. Still don’t know what this was about, but I’m not a bank.

Already on first round through the premises one cute who is interested. No hair on upper thighs, but I can see and feel his veins on upper thighs which turns me on. But face only so-so, and too early to commit to anything, say goodbye and continue. I should have exchanged contact information, I would not see him again!

New towels! New sofas! Food in ground floor in front of gym (when I was there only rice left, and you would have wash used cutlery as there was no clean left). Rooftop garden all benches and chairs stacked, now nowhere to sit and no light.

About 30 customers in disco (loud music, smoking). Only soda water from machine? I checked all outlets, and only colorless fizzy comes out. The time up to 2017 when they had the most delicious coke seems to be gone for good.

Several bordercases, one approaches me and we exchange Line to meet another day. He says he is there only for dancing and not to go to rooms. When I leave, still busy.

Sun3feb2019

Bom Pakse emotional boy reported here: https://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2019/03/dating-thai-boys-72-emotional-boy.html

Tue5feb2019

A boy I like (Fluk in Mueang Thong Thani) is live on blued and advertises a group sex party. Add him on line and get message: age, weight, height, top or bottom, area, dick size, picture of body and dick. I answer part of it and ask where he is, get the same message. I certainly would not send dick picture! He is live for about 5 hours (!!!), and I don’t know what the outcome is. But judging by the high number of followers and comments, I assume sensory overload, and he is selling popper and Viagra, so I guess my chances of being invited and finding him and other cute boys for free group sex is too low to pursue.

Meet a cute boy Nit from Cambodia on hornet. Pick him up by taxi in Sathorn, and we spend 22:10-23:19 in my room. My type, my style, no character flaws.

BFC3in2019. And one who I would pursue as a boyfriend! I have never been that close to having a boyfriend, on 3feb one who pursues me as a boyfriend, and on 5feb one who I pursue as a boyfriend. I have not been that mad about a boy for years. Several times per day checking on his hornet how far he is away and when he was last online. 

He mentioned that he would like to study English (implying he has no time and money), and I caught myself with the idea of giving him a monthly allowance and sending him to language school and part time job. His current job (5:30-17:30 in a restaurant, 400 THB per day) does not allow studying and I wouldn't want my boyfriend to work such times. 

I wouldn't tell him straight away, but rather ask if he can get leave from work, compensate for the financial loss and take him on a few trips to see if the feeling remains and is mutual.

Update: Alas, it’s not meant to be. I had some other trips, and when I was in Bangkok, he was not free to meet, and is now back in Cambodia to be a monk. Hornet profile deleted around 27feb, we are still in contact on Line but he doesn’t know when he will be back.

Wed6feb2019 Pattaya

The boy Nat from Kawaii comes to my room before work. 1000 well deserved. Repeat.

Dinner with Farang friend. Info from him: He had the two Malagasy (demonym for people from Madagascar) brothers for 1000 THB each and was happy with them. Still activity on the hill  at any time of the day or night (as I found many years ago, but haven’t been back).
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Winner Boys 20:45-21:10. Pineapple juice 85 THB (up from 79 last year). 12 boys 1 customer to 12 boys 10 customers.

Double Shot has a birthday party with free buffet (info from Farang friend). Good food, but I did not consider that without ordering a drink, I cannot sit down, so I consume the food standing in the soi or at the buffet. Embarrassing!

X-Boys Pattaya 21:45-22:57. Pineapple juice 280. 12 boys in white individual underwear, long socks and closed shoes, 11 customers. I went there to see a boy Ball #24 in real, after chatting with him on hornet. As soon as rotation ends, several boys descend on me, and at the end Nat sits with me during show. I am asked several times to buy him a drink which I refuse, but tip him 100 THB. He looked better on the pictures, but I would go with him some day. But today tell him upfront that I came just to look and have an appointment already.

Show is 22:00-40. Only little singing/dancing/costumes, but a lot of skin. The B-Boys have one fatty/obese. Overall, positive. Strangely, no influx of customers during show. Boys and customers smoking.

Apart from smoking and high drink price all positive: selection of boys, show, attitude, not pushy about boy drink. I shared details here: https://www.gayguides.com/forums/topic/12238-info-on-x-boys/?do=findComment&comment=131490

For X-Boys Pattaya I have recent experience that you can have a boy sitting with you and get away without buying a drink. That's not my normal mode of operation, but here how it came:

I'm not a fan of X-Boys Pattaya and haven't been for over a year. But I spotted a cute boy Ball online, and he works in X-Boys, and after over a year it's time to re-assess the bar and their show. So I went shortly before show to see the boys on rotation first, and then the show after.

Before show started, lights went off and all boys left stage, and Ball came to sit with me uninvited (important; if I invite a boy I always buy him a drink). I think three staff asked me if I would buy him a drink, a firm "no" and they left me in peace and the boy sitting on my side. As there were only few other customers, I didn't feel he loses on opportunity for an off, and tipped him 100 when I left. The audition was positive, and some day I might meet him before or after work.

I freely admit I'm a cheapskate. Under certain circumstances I can justify paying 280 THB for drink for me, but I cannot justify paying 300 THB for a boy drink. And if staff had told me the boy cannot sit with me unless I buy him a drink, I would have replied "then he will have to sit somewhere else", and taken all communication with the boy online.

I had an appointment with Wit NK for 23, but he cancels:

However, by Thai standards it's an achievement that he notified me of cancellation before the appointed time. Most would have forgotten or not cared. 
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But my list of boys I want to meet in Pattaya is long, move on to the next one:

We have been chatting in Thai for a while, and now when it comes to meeting he asks for money, which is not that much of a surprise in Pattaya. Wants 1000 THB, but accepts my counteroffer of 500. Comes to my room and all fine: brown, slim, six pack abs. At 160 cm (according to his profile) one of the shortest/smallest I ever had. Repeat.

Thu7feb2019 Pattaya

Chat with several boys in the morning, finally Wit NK who cancelled yesterday evening is free and meets me in Tuk-Com, even invites me for coffee (he) and cake (I). That became only clear at the end, when he paid and refused to take money from me.

We retreat to my room where we would spend a full 6 hours (12-18) in bed! That matches my previous record in Myanmar, and sets a record for Thailand. And most important, only limited use of mobile phone. Many boys, as soon as the cum is wiped off or out of shower, take out their mobile phone and I’m just an attachment. I hate it! Fluent in English, no money problems, BFC4in2019.

Nice Boys 20:35-21:40. Hot tea 170 THB. 13 boys 1 customer, up to 10 customers during my stay, 7 customers when I leave.

One very shapely and cute and nice underwear (red and black Chuan Keao briefs) #7. I saw that underwear before, so I consult my blog (on phone while in the bar):

https://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2018/12/gay-activities-nov-2018.html

Fri 9nov2018 Pattaya

Nice Boys 20:45-21:28. Hot tea 150. 14 Boys and 2 customers (increasing). Cute waiter Ammy and cute boy #27. So cute and nice body and underwear (red and black Chuan Keao briefs) that I invite him to sit with me (boy drink 200, tip 100). Nice body, but no response to my caresses, and despite considerable effort cannot get hard. Tattoos on lower right arm and right side of back.

It’s the same boy, with different number, and more tattoos: above left nipple, right upper arm. Today he works up an erection, which looks great in the underwear. Even though last encounter was indifferent, I ponder calling him for a drink, but that is cut short when he retreats to the bathroom with a cigarette.

Eros 21:46-22:22. Orange juice 100 THB. 7 boys and 3 customers to 11 boys 7 customers. The boy I’m looking for (from my last visit, tall brown) is not in, but arrives during my stay. Invite him for a drink (beer 150, tip 100), but again I think he would be useless in bed, and anyway he says he doesn’t feel well today. Now I have to skip Eros for a while, lest he thinks I came for him and expects the same every time I visit.

Walk over to Boystown. BoysBoysBoys has signs “Full” blocking the entrance, but nonetheless one of their staff beckons me to go in.

Toy Boys 23:23-00:10. Hot tea 220 THB. 10 boys and 10 customer to 10 boys and 5 customers. Only one of them cute, #75, but sitting with customer (drinking game) and looking bored. Some shapely outside in jeans. Disappointing.

Sat9feb2019 Sakaew

I have been chatting with a cute boy from Sakew for a while, and now is the chance to combine sightseeing at Khao Chakran during day with meeting him at night.

Once sightseeing in Khao Chakran is done, chat with the boy for details of meeting. If there is any problem, or even if messages not read/not replied, I just take the next bus to Bangkok. There is a time window of 90 min (30 min finish sightseeing and wait for bus, 30 min bus to town, 30 min dinner) during which everything has to be sorted out.

Then suddenly a picture of a mobile phone (Samsung Galaxy J6+ with price tag 7,990 THB): “I want this. Will you buy one for me?” “Cannot”

I refuse this and two more general requests for unspecified gifts, but we continue chatting and at the end the boy agrees to come to see me without gift!

Arriving at the bus station 19:13, I learn that the last bus to Bangkok is already gone and that option did not exist. I was lucky! Had I known before, I would have agreed to money or gift, else the night in hotel in Sakaew would have been wasted.

Gorgeous body, a bit slow start (i.e. I have to do all the work, trying to find out what turns him on), but then okay activities. I want a repeat!

Sun10feb2019

Another round in the morning, then bus to Bangkok.

But since I’m back in Bangkok, all chat after that unspecified or specified (1000-2000) money requests. I will have to let that settle a bit and think of a way to deal with it. Anyway, it will be a while until I go to Sakaew again (without money request it would be much sooner).

Mon11-Thu14feb2019

No gay activities. Couldn’t get anyone to come to my room, and was not in the mood to travel.

Fri15feb2019 Pattaya

As a stopover on the way to Chanthaburi with a friend by his car, Pattaya again. Out of 3 free boys I have there, one I slept with a week ago, a repeat now would be too early and I would get tired of him. Another is away, that leaves the third. Arrange meeting him in the afternoon.

Tragedy in one screenshot:

But let’s be optimistic! Better he is sick and miss free sex with him, than I’m sick and he misses free sex with me.

But there is another one, working in Jomtien Complex. First contact was on 16sep2017, but as he is only a bordercase, we haven’t met for sex. The lucky one messages me just when I’m thinking of replacement for above boy:

Parallel to that, once the appointment time 6 pm has passed, message him on Line:

Misunderstanding or stupidity? Form your own opinion based on above screenshots.

I have time to fill, so go online and one cute Tom nearby messages me on hornet 17:53. Good English, efficient communication. Agree to meet 18:20, give him hotel and room number, and when I think of sending another message it knocks on my door 18:42. Reasonable time considering he was 3 km away on hornet.

A bit older than on the pictures, a bit fatter than I like, a bit too pale, but compensates with enthusiasm and technique and no character flaws. 1000 well deserved. Nice cock and balls, hard from the beginning. No repeat, but would warmly recommend to friends. 

 

Walk around Sunee Plaza, and Good Boys is closed and the sign has been removed.

https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showthread.php?20695-Goodboys-moved

Nice Boys 21:05-50. Hot tea 170. From 12 boys 4 customers to 3 customers. #3 is obviously gay and interested and entertaining, and #25 is gay and cute (tattoos on upper back, right arm and lower left leg). Tip both of them 100.

Cupidol 22:03-53. Pineapple juice 180. From 22 boys and 5 customers to 4 customers. Several cute: #6 Tete whom I had before, but online communication with him is difficult, and that turns me off. Cute #32 and #36.

Walk along the beach, spot 3 available boys.

Jomtien Complex around 00:30 busy.

Sinlapin Esan 01:10-03:12. Several cute gay boys, and two show interest in me. One is #25 from Nice Boys, and at the end I go with him.

He stays across from Sinlapin Esan and his room is free! What a lucky coincidence, so we don’t have to argue if it’s necessary to take a mocy for 40 THB each to go back to my room in Baan Dok Mai, or walk 500 m at 3 am, half drunk.

In his room 03:19-42, where the boy has an assisted wank to porn, while I can’t get hard because I’m slightly drunk and not clearly my type, now that I get my hands on his naked body.

Return to Sinlapin Esan 03:49-52. My friend is gone, and number of customers decreasing. Go home.

Sat16feb2019 Chanthaburi

On the way to Chanthaburi, pick up an old acquaintance Dave to join for trip to Khao Kitchakut on Sunday. Good in bed, repeat.

Let's call it convenience sex. I have other contacts in Chanthaburi, but I don't want the hassle of meeting someone new, with possible space-time confusion and money requests or other negative surprises. And Dave is a nice person and has never been to Khao Kitchakut (where we will go tomorrow).

Mon18feb2019

A boy Joe from nearby comes to my room. Hairy chest and a bit on the fat and pale side, but rest okay. Repeat.

Wed20-Sat23feb2019 Esan trip

https://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2019/03/esan-trip-wed20-sat23feb2019.html

Sat23feb2019 Bangkok

D Indonesia comes to my room, after first encounter on 31dec2018 was positive. He wants to borrow money, so I give him 1000 (500 for taxi return as last time, 500 as a loan that I do not expect to be paid back). Stays overnight.

Sun24feb2019 Bangkok

Pick up Pea Lao at Century The Movie Plaza (where he works). First encounter was 9dec2018, why does it have to take so long until I can see boys I like again. We have a good time and he stays over night. Two overnights in a row. A new record?

Mon25feb2019 Bangkok

His work would start 11 am, but when I tell him around 10 that he has to prepare to go, he says he will not go to work and stays until afternoon instead. Give him 100 to cover travel expenses.

Update: next time we chat he changed job and now works in Sukhumvit. That’s three different jobs I know of in three months we know each other.

Wed27feb2019 Bangkok

M Malaysia comes to meet me and I pick him up at bus stop. Not my type, but now that he has made all the way from Ramkhamhaeng here, it would be unfair to send him back, and the body picture on blued looks promising. In my room, he gives me massage and everything develops as you can imagine. Good activities, but neither face nor body my type. Ask him if it’s his picture in profile (could be when he was younger or slimmer, or favorable angle): not. I fell for it again!

The two face pictures he sent me in blued deleted after 3 seconds. A video chat would have saved me the time and disappointment!

That leaves the question: do I have to ask if it's his picture in profile or does he have to tell me? Furthermore, a Malaysian teaching English in Bangkok? Unusual. Is he Pinoy?
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Thu28feb2019 Bangkok

Go to Klong Toey market to see if I can find Non who came to my room on 24dec2018 and great body and cock, but then blocked me (?) on facebook. We meet by chance, and he would come for 500, and he would bring his brother (similar great body and cute face), but the brother is not interested. He does not know why I can’t contact him on facebook (either lies, or forgot that he blocked me, or there is a technical problem). He would go with me, i.e. drive to my room together on mocy, but would have to go to petrol station first, and over all this discussion (one or two boys, how much for each, petrol for mocy), he loses interest and says goodbye.

A fine example how stupidity and poverty enforce each other and form a vicious circle.

Summary:

15 Free sex: Nat Yaso, Bom Pakse, Nit Cambodia (100 taxi), Wit NK, Sakaew, Sinlapin, Chanthaburi, Joe Rama 3, Rap KK, Job Mahasarakham, Fatty Mahasarakham, Nut Korat, D Indonesia (500 taxi + 500 loan), Pea Lao (100 travel), M Malaysia.

3 Paid sex: Nat Kawaii 1000, Bank Lao 500, Tom 1000.

0 No sex.

6 No show: Wit NK, Bus L, NF Jomtien, KKdeaf, Ohm Mahasarakham, Timeline Korat.

1 Refused: KK 500<->1000.

6 Old: Nat Kawaii, Chanthaburi, Rap KK, Job Mahasarakham, D Indonesia, Pea Lao.

12 New: Nat Yaso, Bom Pakse, Nit Cambodia, Bank Lao, Wit NK, Sakaew, Tom, Sinlapin, Joe Rama 3, Fatty Mahasarakham, Nut Korat, M Malaysia.

12 Repeat: Nat Yaso, Bom Pakse, Nit Cambodia, Nat Kawaii, Bank Lao, Wit NK, Sakaew, Chanthaburi, Joe Rama 3, Job Mahasarakham, D Indonesia, Pea Lao.

6 No Rep: Tom, Sinlapin, Rap KK, Fatty Mahasarakham, Nut Korat, M Malaysia.

(Repeat + Free)/(No repeat + paid) = 27/9 = 3. This shows the limits of my formula: Numerically the outcome is similar to previous months, but I feel shortchanged for the time and effort I put in and consider the second half of February a low point in the last 12 months. The formula should be extended by putting "no show" and "refused" in denominator, which gives (Repeat + Free)/(No repeat + paid + no show + refused) = 27/16 = 1.7.

8 Gogo: Classic Boys, Winner, X-Boys Pattaya (Ball 100 THB tip), Nice Boys, Eros (Oil 100), Toy Boys, Nice Boys (2x100), Cupidol.

1 Disco: Sinlapin.

0 Massage.

2 Sauna: Farose I, Farose II.

Copyright 2019 ChristianPFC

Esan trip Wed20-Sat23feb2019

Esan trip Wed20-Sat23feb2019

Khon Kaen, Mahasarakham, Korat. Overall a poor trip. The various chats give a good compilation of all the hardships/bullshit you go through when looking for free sex, or even paid, with Thai boys. The good news is that I asked for reasons for no-show and got sensible replies (waiting for the boy to come with an excuse would be presumptuous).

Wed20feb2019 Khon Kaen

Bus from Mor Chit to Khon Kaen.

When you go to a counter in Mor Chit, they tell you when their next bus is. The first counter had a bus in 1 hour, so I continued and found one that leaves in 10 minutes! However that time was lost by two stops of half an hour each (including detour) in Saraburi and Korat. Some day I really have to write the book “Public transport in Thailand. Volume 1 Bangkok. Volume2 Provinces.” which would have that information (departure time, ticket counter number, how many stops along the way, name and phone number of company). And on top of that, there was a baby that needed diaper changing, and I could smell the shit! 
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The night in Khon Kaen was to meet the deaf boy from Dec 2018. He does not like Thai gays because they all ask him for money or gifts! A good start. Below relevant parts of our chat. My translation, keep in mind that I translate “krap” as “yes” or “okay”, but in fact it doesn’t mean consent, it is mostly just a confirmation that he has received my message (not necessarily read, understood, agreed; just RECEIVED).
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2019/02/19(Tue)

15:14 Christian พรุ่งนี้ตอนทุ่มว่างมั้ย อยากไปหาที่ขอนแก่น Are you free tomorrow night? I want to go to meet you in Khon Kaen.

15:17 KKdeaf อยากได้อะไรครับ What are you looking for?

15:18 Christian นอนกอด เหมือนเดิม Sleep together. Like last time.

17:22 Christian มาหาที่โรงแรมได้มั้ย Can you come to my hotel?

17:24 KKdeaf อยากรุกครับ I want to fuck you.

17:24 Christian ได้ครับ ช้าๆ เบาๆ Can. Slowly and gently.

17:25 KKdeaf ครับผม Okay.

17:26 Christian พรุ่งนี้ตอนเช้าออกกทม ไปรถเมล์ถึงตอนเย็น I will leave Bangkok tomorrow morning. Take bus and arrive in Khon Kaen in the evening.

17:26 KKdeaf โอเคครับ Okay.

17:27 KKdeaf เดินทางปลอดภัย ด้วย คับ Have a safe trip.

[more chat not relevant, cut for brevity]

2019/02/20(Wed)

7:51 Christian อรุณสวัสดิ์ Good morning.

14:03 Christian นั่งรถ จะถึงขอนแก่น1ทุ่ม I’m on the bus. Will arrive 7 pm.

14:03 Christian เจอกัท2ทุ่มได้มั้ย Can we meet 8 pm?

14:45 KKdeaf กินข้าว ที่ไหนครับ Where will you eat?

15:33 Christian ยังไม่รู้ I don’t know yet.

16:14 KKdeaf ครับ Okay.

18:31 Christian รถช้า อยุดสระบุรี30นาที อยุดโคราช30นาที The bus is slow. 30 min stop each in Saraburi and Korat.

18:31 Christian จะถึงบขสขอนแก่น2ทุ่ม I will arrive 8 pm.

18:31 Christian กินข้าวที่บขส ต่อไปโรงแรม I will eat in bus station, then go to hotel.

18:48 KKdeaf ครับ Okay.

19:57 Christian ถึงบขส I arrived in the bus station. [not read]

20:18 Christian โรงแรมโอเชี่ยนวิว ขอนแก่น Ocean view hotel. [location, not read]

20:18 Christian กำลังไป I’m on the way [not read]

20:36 Christian ถึงห้อง I arrived [not read]

20:50 Christian ห้องว่าง มีถุงยาง Free room, have condoms [rhymes in Thai, not read]

20:50 Christian The person you called didn't pick up.

20:52 KKdeaf ครับ Okay.

20:52 Christian [Sticker]

20:53 Christian ว่างมั้ย Are you free?

20:54 KKdeaf ไม่ไปนะ I don’t go.

20:54 Christian ทำไมไม่มา Why do you not come?

[chat will be resumed further down, for now "I don't go" kicked me in the balls and is all need to know]

From messages not read I knew already that something is amiss and went on hornet and blued to find alternatives. Spend there 40 minutes, heavy work, chatting with two or three at the same time, getting the necessary information, no small talk, and from minute to minute re-calculating who is the most promising (looks, distance, free or money):

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One boy B who I met in Pattaya some years ago, and who spends most of his time in Europe, is 1 km away and online. What a surprise when someone who you think is in Europe is 1 km away! But he is out with friends now, and studies tomorrow morning.

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One very cute money boy (chat in Thai) wants 1000 and did not accept my offer of 500 (we had that exchange 1000 <-> 500 four times).

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Looking for friends LFF. Well, his profile on blued says bottom, but it says as well "chatting, have boyfriend already" (not that having a boyfriend would deter most Thai from having sex with others, and anyway this is no recipe exchange, and I'm there looking only for sex, so I find it hard to imagine why other are looking for other things). I would love to get my hands on that body:

2019/02/20(Wed)

20:55 Christian Hello in Khon Kaen.

20:55 Christian ว่างมั้ย Are you free?
20:58 LFF ว่างครับ I’m free.
20:58 LFF ?
20:59 Christian [link to hotel on google maps]
20:59 Christian เจอกันมั้ย Can we meet?
20:59 Christian ห้องว่าง มีถุงยาง My room is free, I have condoms.
21:00 LFF ขอบคุณครับ ตอนนี้ผมมีแฟนแล้ว Thank you. But I have a boyfriend already.
21:00 LFF แค่คนเพื่อน พี่ น้อง คุยเฉยๆครับ I’m just looking for friends for talking.

21:01 LFF ขอโทษนะครับ Sorry.

21:01 LFF ไม่ได้ไปครับ I can’t go.

21:01 LFF [Sticker]

21:01 Christian ครับ Okay.

21:01 LFF ขอบคุณ ที่ชวนครับ Thank you for inviting me.

21:01 LFF ยินดีที่ได้รู้จักนะครับ Nice to meet you. 
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There is a massage boy whose picture looks promising, especially I like his bulge, but would need a bit more information before committing.

I didn't know that there is a maximum number of friends you can have on Line (for facebook the limit is 5000):

  
Ask for more pictures (more precisely, I want one that is without sunglasses and in focus): 

Talking about this with a friend, he reports the same and sent me screenshot (at the time the boy's picture was even worse):

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And let's not forget that there is a male massage Secret Spa in Khon Kaen, and I wisely selected my hotel across from it so I can have a look there. Around 11 pm they had 6 staff, of which I saw 5 and none of them appealed to me. But when one of them sent me a picture on online dating, that's a body I could work with.

 

Open daily midday to midnight, 1 hr oil/cream 500 THB, 90 min 600, 2 hr 700.

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One profile offers to do Fang Muk (penis pearls) and has a picture of his tools (and of the results, which I will spare my readers). In profile text, he says he has anesthetics. Real men do Fang Muk without anesthetics!

I wrote about Fang Muk before: https://christianpfc.blogspot.com/2014/11/oh-my-god-13-fang-muk.html

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At the end, end up with the hairdresser whom I had in Dec 2018 but who was not convincing. His red swollen eyes (from cutting other peoples' hair) are irritating to look at, and now again I don't get horny with him. No repeat.

I don't like to treat people like that and keep them on standby. It's unfair, because those who are most reliable and who like me the most are at the end of the list, because I know I can fall back on them if others who I find more attractive fail. But you have to adapt to local customs, and if I were acting by my Western moral standards, I would be the one who loses out. Commitment and sincerity count very little in Thailand. You can think of it as me just relaying their compatriots' behavior and unreliability.
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[chat with deaf boy resumed]

22:50 Christian พรุ่งนี้ตอนเช้ามาหามั้ย Are you free tomorrow morning?

23:50 Christian ฝันดี Good night.

2019/02/21(Thu)

5:27 KKdeaf ทำงาน คับ I’m working.

16:00 Christian [Photo]

16:00 Christian [Photo]

16:00 Christian [Photo] [temple in Khon Kaen that I went to]

16:01 Christian อดเจอกีน ไปสารคาม We missed. I’m going to Mahasarakham.

16:01 Christian อยากรู้ทำไมไม่ได้มาหา I want to know why you didn’t come.

16:11 KKdeaf [Photo] [boy at same temple]

21:15 Christian อยากรู้ทำไมไม่ได้มาหา I want to know why you didn’t come.

21:16 KKdeaf ไม่เอานายนะ I don’t want you.

21:17 KKdeaf ไม่เอาเยดฟรี I don’t want free sex.

21:17 Christian ทำไมไม่เอาผม Why do you not want me?

21:17 Christian หาตังรึ Are you looking for money?

21:17 KKdeaf ไม่นะ No.

21:18 KKdeaf อยู่ไหน Where are you?

21:18 Christian ผมไปขอนแก่นเพื่อเจอคุณ I went to Khon Kaen to meet you.

21:18 Christian สารคาม Mahasarakham.

21:18 KKdeaf อ่อครับ Oh.

21:19 KKdeaf อยู่มหาสารคาม เหรอ Are you in Mahasasakham?

21:19 Christian ใช่ Yes.

21:19 KKdeaf งั้น ไม่เป็นไร It doest’t matter.

21:19 Christian ไม่เอาเยดฟรี งง I don’t want free sex. [quote him] I’m confused

21:19 KKdeaf ส่งผิดคนครับ I sent to the wrong person.

21:19 KKdeaf 555 Hahaha.

21:20 KKdeaf ไปสารคามทำไร What do you do in Mahasarakham?

21:20 Christian อยากรู้ทำไมไม่ได้มาหาเมื่อวาน I want to know why you didn’t come to meet me yesterday night.

21:20 Christian พนไปเที่ยวนาดูน I will go to Na Dun (temple).

21:20 KKdeaf ครับ Okay.

21:21 KKdeaf นายหาเซ็กใช่มั้ย You are looking for sex, right?

21:21 KKdeaf ผมหาแฟนไง I’m looking for boyfriend.

[Oh no, not that crap again! How can you find a boyfriend without having a few sex before committing?]

21:22 Christian หาเซ็ก I’m looking for sex.

21:22 KKdeaf ครับ Okay.

21:22 KKdeaf ไม่ชอบเซ็กครับ I don’t like sex.

21:22 KKdeaf ถ้านายอยากเจอกับผมนะ When we meet.

21:23 Christian ถ้าเงียนทำอะไร What do you do when you are horny?

21:23 KKdeaf ถ้านายอยากเจอกับผมเสียวกันก้อเลี้ยงผม If you want sex, you have to invite me.

21:23 Christian เลี้ยงอะไร Invite for what?

21:24 KKdeaf เลี้ยงอะไรก้อได้หมด Whatever you want.

21:27 Christian ยังไม่รู้ไปขอนแก่นอีกเมื่อไหร่ อยากเจอกันทำอะไรเสียว I don’t know when I will go to Khon Kaen again. I want to sleep with you.

21:28 Christian ถ้าเงี่ยนทำอะไร What do you do when you are horny? [Repeat unanswered question. Have to get to the core of the problem.]

21:29 KKdeaf นัดคนอื่น มีเลี้ยงผมครับ I meet someone from online. Someone who invites me.

That satisfies me for the moment, anyway it will be a long time I go to Khon Kaen again. Our fist encounter in Dec 2018 and subsequent chat held a lot of promise, and now a big disappointment, like so many times. This boy is not different, he is like all the others!

And now I have to make the mental acrobatics from having my mind set on getting fucked by a hunk, which did not materialize, to fucking a twink, within 24 hours!

Thu21feb2019 Mahasarakham

I have two boys in Mahasarakham, and as luck would have it, one is free at night and the other free in the morning! The one at night I had before, and now again everything fine, worth a repeat, and the only encounter that saved the trip. He is out 20:30, which leaves me time for one more!

21/65/170 is clearly too fat, but on this picture he looks okay:

  
whereas on this picture too fat:

There is only one way to find out: invite him over. And indeed, too fat, but play along. No repeat. Nothing risked, nothing gained. Without him, I would have been alone in my hotel room.

Yet another scheduled for tomorrow morning, with low expectations after no-show in Dec 2018. He lives about 10 km out of town and would come by mocy.
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8:21 Chayaphon ตอนนี้มาจากขอนแก่นยัง? Are you coming from Khon Kaen?

8:21 Christian ไปเที่ยววัด I’m going to temples.

8:21 Chayaphon อ่อครับ I see.

8:23 Chayaphon อยากเจอคุณมากๆ I really want to meet you.

19:17 Christian อยู่มหาสารคาม พนตอนเช้าเจอกัน I’m in Mahasarakham. See you tomorrow morning.

19:17 Christian ตื่นกี่โมง What time do you wake up?

19:53 Chayaphon ไม่เกิน10โมงได้ไหม Before 10 am.

19:53 Chayaphon [Sticker]

19:59 Chayaphon [Sticker]

20:32 Christian เจอกัน9น.ได้มั้ย Can we meet at 9 am?

20:34 Chayaphon ได้ครับ Yes.

20:34 Chayaphon เจอกันจะทำไร What will we do?

21:06 Christian ชอบนอนกอด Sleep together.

22:16 Chayaphon [Sticker]

2019/02/22(Fri)

7:57 Christian Good morning [not read]

8:27 Christian ตื่นยัง Are you awake? [not read]

9:32 Christian [Sticker] [not read]

10:09 Christian Hello [not read]

10:34 Christian ไปนาดูน I will go to Na Dun. [not read]

14:26 Chayaphon ผมพึ่งได้กลับมา I’m just back home.

14:26 Chayaphon ขอโทษนะครับ Sorry.

14:26 Christian [Photo]

14:26 Christian ไปไหนมา Where did you go?

14:27 Chayaphon ไม่มีคนมาส่งที่สารคาม There was nobody to send me to town.

14:27 Chayaphon รอคนมาส่งเลยช้า I was waiting for someone to take me to town.

[I don’t buy it. He didn’t read my messages, which is a completely different issue. Overslept? Try to meet next time I’m in Mahasarakham, with low expectations after two no-show.]

20:42 Chayaphon คุณอยู่ไหน Where are you?

20:44 Christian โคราช Korat.

20:44 Chayaphon ครับ Okay.

Fri22feb2019 Korat

A boy I met socially before in Korat and would like to meet for sex replies. We miss by an hour. When he sent me his dick pics I was at bus station. An hour later I would be in hotel and could have invited him to come over now. My subsequent messages were all read instantly, but no reply.

 

The hotel I stayed in was basic/cheap, but conveniently located. There is a small chance that they boy knows it and it’s below his standards. I had a similar problem in Rayong some years ago, boy asks for hotel name and then tells me he cannot come.
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Another boy whom I missed in Dec 2018 by 2 min (00:25 I switched off my phone and went to bed, and 00:27 he read and replied after an hour of silence) is free to meet.
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2019/02/22(Fri)

15:04  Christian  [Photo]

15:04  Christian  กำลังไปโคราช I’m on the way to Korat.

16:33  Christian  2ทุ่มว่างมั้ย Are you free 8 pm?

17:02  Timeline  ครับ Yes.

19:33  Christian  ถึง I arrived.

19:34  Christian  Cathay Hotel 130 Rajadamnern Rd, …

20:05  Christian  ว่างมั้ย Are you free?

20:19  Timeline  ว่างรับ I’m free.

20:19  Timeline  เดี๋ยวไป I will go soon.

20:21  Timeline  ตอนนี้ทำไรยุครับ What are you doing?

20:21  Christian  กินข้าวก่อน I’m eating.

20:21  Christian  21น.เจอกันนะครับ Let’s meet 9 pm.

20:22  Timeline  ครับ Okay.

20:22  Timeline  ที่อยู่ ตามที่ส่งมาใช่ไหมครับ Are you at the location you sent me?

20:25  Christian  ใช่ yes.

20:26  Timeline  [Sticker]

20:50  Timeline  ไม่ได้ไปนะครับ พี่ไม่ไปส่ง ขอโทษทีครับ I can’t go. My older brother will not send me. Sorry. [The same crap as last time! Both hornet and blued show him in about 400 m distance. Why does he need someone to send him by motorbike?]

20:51  Christian  อยู่ไหน Where are you?

20:51  Christian  ผมจะไปรับ I will go to pick you up.

20:51  Timeline  เอ้า Really?

20:51  Timeline  มีรถหรอครับ Do you have a car?

20:51  Christian  ไม่มี เดิน I don’t. Walking.

20:52  Christian  [Photo] [screenshot hornet shows 380 m distance]

20:52  Christian  380 ม 380 meter.

20:52  Timeline  ทีแรกพี่จะไปส่งครับ Originally my brother would have sent me.

20:52  Timeline  อต่ตอนนี้มันเอารถออกไปแล้ว But he is out now by mocy.

20:53  Christian  อยู่ไหน ส่งพิกัด Where are you? Send your location. [not read]

21:01  Christian  ? [message not read, send a ? so he sees and reads and hopefully replies.]

21:12  Timeline  You อยู่โคราชกี่วัน How long will you be in Korat?

21:13  Christian  คืนนี้ พนกลับกทม Only tonight. Tomorrow to bangkok

21:13  Timeline  หุๆ

21:13  Timeline  วาสนาจะไม่ได้เจอกัน Then we cannot meet.

21:15  Christian  อยู่ไหน ส่งพิกัด Where are you? Send your location. [copy from above]

21:15  Christian  380ม ผมจะำปรับ 380 m distance, I will go to pick you up.

21:15  Timeline  อยู่แถวๆ ศาลากลางครับ I’m near City Pillar.

21:15  Timeline  ไม่เป็นไร It doesn’t matter.

21:15  Timeline  ไม่ต้องมารับหรอก You don’t have to come here.

23:13  Timeline  ฝรรดีคราฟฟ Good night.

2019/02/23(Sat)

17:12  Christian  กลับกทมแล้ว I’m back in Bangkok.

18:43  Timeline  ครับโชคดี Okay. Good luck.

18:43  Timeline  ขอโทษนะครับที่ไม่ได้ไปเจอ Sorry I couldn’t go.

18:44  Christian  ทำไมไม่ได้มาเจอ Why could you not come?

18:45  Timeline  ทะเลาะกับพี่ด้วย และมันก็ไม่ไปส่งด้วย ก็เลยอารมณ์เสียเลยไม่ไปอ้ะครับ I had an argument with my brother, and he didn’t send me [by mocy to hotel], and then I was not in the mood [for sex].

Same crap as last time. Why does he need someone to send him by mocy for a distance of under 500 m? Keep him on my list for next trip to Korat, but with low expectations after two no-show.

Sat23feb2019 Korat to Bangkok

Yet another from online, will be free this morning.

2019/02/22(Fri)

19:26 Christian My name is Christian from Germany. And you?

19:26 Christian Cathay Hotel, 130 Rajadamnern Rd, …

19:26 Christian โคราช1คืน I will be in Korat for one night.

19:33 Nut คืนนี้ตี4 เจอกันคับ Can we meet 4 am? [sic!]

19:33 Christian ผมนอนเที่ยงคืน I sleep midnight.

19:35 Nut ผมว่าคงตี4 I’m free 4 am.

19:44 Christian พนตอนเช้าก็ได้ ตื่นกี่โมง We can meet tomorrow morning. What time do you wake up?

19:55 Nut ตี4 4 am.

20:03 Christian ทำงานกลางคืนรึ Do you work at night?

20:04 Nut ป่าวครับ No.

20:04 Nut เวลาผมตื่น It’s the time I wake up.

20:04 Nut ตี4น่ะ 4 am.

20:04 Nut ขอเลขห้อง What’s your room number?

20:04 Nut ชั้นไหน What floor.

20:05 Christian ผมนอน 0น.ถึง8น. เจอกันตี4ไม่ได้ I sleep from midnight to 8 am. We cannot meet 4 am. [I deliberately did not give my room number so he cannot come and knock on my door 4 am]

20:07 Nut พรุ้งนี้นายก็กลับแล้วใช่ป่ะ And tomorrow you will return to Bangkok?

20:07 Nut เดียวผมไปเคาะห้อง I will go and knock on your door. [Certainly NOT at 4 am!]

20:08 Christian ใช่ ออกโรงแรม12น. ไปกทม Yes. I will check out midday and go to Bangkok.

20:08 Nut ตี4จะไปเรียกที่ห้อง I will be at your room at 4 am.

20:09 Christian ตี4ไม่ได้       9น.ได้ Cannot. We can meet a 9 am.

20:12 Nut ครับ Okay.

[Now I had the other scheduled, who couldn’t come. That means I’m free, so resume this chat.]

22:03 Christian กำลังทำอะไรครับ What are you doing?

22:26 Nut นอนเล่นครับ I’m lying in bed.

22:26 Nut ห้องเบอร์ไหน What room number?

22:28 Christian จะมาหามั้ย Will you come?

22:28 Christian ตอนนี้ผมว่าง I’m free now.

22:29 Nut ตอนเช้าครับ In the morning.

22:32 Christian ห้อง210 Room 210. [Now that he asked twice for my room number it would send a wrong signal not to give it. And I hope it’s clear that he will not come 4 am.]

22:32 Christian งง นอนเล่นแต่ไม่ว่าง I’m confused. You are lying in bed, but you are not free to meet.

22:38 Nut จะนอนแล้วคับ I will sleep.

22:39 Nut พรุ้งนี้กี่โมงดี Tomorrow what time?

22:39 Christian 9น. 9 am.

2019/02/23(Sat)

5:04 Nut ครับ Okay.

7:52 Nut ครับ Okay.

8:11 Christian Good morning

8:13 Nut ครับ Okay.

8:13 Nut อาบน้ำยัง Did you shower.

8:14 Christian ยัง เพิ่งตื่น เจอกัน9น. Not yet. I just woke up. See you at 9 am. [I'm out for breakfast.]

8:15 Nut ครับ Okay.

8:58 Nut ครับ Okay.

9:01 Christian อีก10นาที [I will be back to my room] in 10 minutes.

9:03 Nut เปิดประตู Open the door.

9:03 Nut มาถึงละ I’m here.
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And indeed the boy was waiting in front of my door when I came back from breakfast 9:05.

I had high expectations based on this picture he sent me:

But was a bit disappointed to find him a bit fatter. Play along while the boy has a wank, then goodbye. No repeat.

Bus back to Bangkok. The one in Mahasarakham is a keeper, and I will stay there on future trips to Esan to see him again. All others either no repeat or no-show (the no-show stay on my list for next trip, with low expectations).

Summary:
4 days 3 nights, accommodation costs 1210 THB, travel costs 990, and the results boy-wise one good (as before, and will see him again), three no repeat, three no show. A Stalingrad of gay dating!

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